- How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.
- Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
- What kind of bug hates Christmas? A humbug.
- Name the child’s favorite Christmas king? A stocking.
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic.
- Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas? In the CLAUS-et (closet).
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
